Wednesday, April 13, 2011

Gratuitous self promotion

I was imagining that if I could make bumper stickers for me, that I wouldn't be able to just pick one sentence to describe all of my Robin-ness.

They would have to make as many as I have toes, or there would need to be one for every dream I have about my forever family finding me one day.  There will be one for you too, Winnie!  After training today, I dreamt about all of the bumper stickers for me.  They would be...


Robin has a Butter Face
Robin Loves a Flirt Pole
Robin Baby
Robin is the Squeaky Master
Robin Gives Better Hugs than your Honor Student
You Can't Get a Good Robin Down
Robin is So Good
Robin Makes the Ladies Smile
Want to be my Body Pillow?

If you can't remember all of them, that's okay.   I just picked my favorites for you.

16 comments:

  1. Red Robin, yummm.

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  2. "Robin Baby" and "Robin Makes the Ladies Smile" are my favorites :3

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  3. Pibbles make the BEST nap buddies!!!

    Hey, Robin, how about some more...

    Got Robin?
    Honk if you Robin
    I brake for pitbulls
    Robin onboard!
    Robin is my copilot

    and finally, every good dog's sticker:
    Doo-doo happens

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  4. Ack, that was supposed to be

    Honk if you (heart) Robin!

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  5. Aw, Robin, you are always good for a laugh and a smile! Well, ten at a time at least. You are the best! Thanks for your blog, and I look for it every day!

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  6. Actually Lagomorphmom, I think I like "Honk if you Robin" so much better.

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  7. Ugh, Robin, you are RIDICULOUS cute and funny. I frigging love your butter face so much. I want to squish it and squish it and squish it some more. And then take a break... and then when you least expect it... *SQUISH!*

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  8. Here are a couple more bumper sticker idears for your consideration:

    MY OTHER CAR IS A PIT BULL

    ROBIN: DEFINING THE CUTE SINCE (APPROXIMATELY) 2010

    REAL DOGS HAVE SPARKLY ROLLS

    I'M AVAILABLE

    ROBIN IS A SUN GOD

    ATTENTION COWS: PANTS OPTIONAL

    I <3 MY CRATE (NOT!)

    THEY SEE ME ROLLIN' (OVER)

    And there's always Calvin peeing on your sometimes best friend, the Rock.

    Also, you should know, Robin... you remind me of a silly little song we used to sing when I was a kid. It goes: "Germs, Germs, my invisible dog. I hide him in my pocket cuz he's very, very small. Germs, Germs, my invisible dog." I would like to put you in my pocket and carry you around all day. And take you out and squeeze you like a stress ball whenever I'm sad or worried.

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  9. "Robin Gives Better Hugs than your Honor Student" is my favorite. You such a good boy, Robin.

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  10. Robin - I adore you!!! Did you ever decide how you would feel about having a cat for a roomate?? Maybe your foster mom could let me know!! XOXO Bonnie and Sophie

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  11. Robin-you are such a doll! I so wish we could adopt you! We currently have a boy and girl pittie.

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  12. What a great dog you are Robin! I am proud to share your name.

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  13. HI Bonnie and Sophie,

    I think I could be good with cats! I met one last week, and she was interesting to me for sure, but I didn't want to chase her. Just smell her and investigate. If you want to talk to the person who is finding a home for me, you can email donna@badrap.org. Or go to badrap.org and see all my beautiful pictures.

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  14. Hi Robin and Jaime! You met me and my dogger, Sophie at Pit Ed last week. We went for a little walk together. Sophie and I would love to spend some more time with you. Do you think you could ask your nice lady to email me at Bonnie.Bussman@fire.ca.gov so maybe we could talk and set up a time for a play date? I REALLY, REALLY think we could be your forever home. I'm keeping my fingers crossed, hoping to hear from you!!! :) Big Hugs to you, Robin!

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  15. I love you, too, Robin! I wish I could love you in person and not just from afar. But I will settle for your blog and awesome videos.

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