I was imagining that if I could make bumper stickers for me, that I wouldn't be able to just pick one sentence to describe all of my Robin-ness.
They would have to make as many as I have toes, or there would need to be one for every dream I have about my forever family finding me one day. There will be one for you too, Winnie! After training today, I dreamt about all of the bumper stickers for me. They would be...
Robin has a Butter Face
Robin Loves a Flirt Pole
Robin is the Squeaky Master
Robin Gives Better Hugs than your Honor Student
You Can't Get a Good Robin Down
Robin is So Good
Robin Makes the Ladies Smile
Want to be my Body Pillow?
If you can't remember all of them, that's okay. I just picked my favorites for you.